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"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

"I AM at my usual position."

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'

'What makes you think we want to sell you son.'

Punishment for the kicker.

'I've decided to skip my senior year and go directly into an endless cycle of unrealistic expectations and failure.'

'And remember...no sudden moves in the shoot out.'

"This is my stop, Phil, you'll be C.E.O. till Sixty-third Street."

'The tropical tax haven where he offshored his business was just hit by a tsunami.'

'She said to read between the lines to infer the answer, but it's hard to see in between them because they're so close together.'

'Bag? Any vouchers? Like a packer? If you have two of those... What type of apples are these?'

"Quick, Bartlett! Instill them with hope!"

'I don't want to mention any names, but one of you isn't giving 100% out there.'

"Go join your coach and the rest of your team. I'll be watching from the bar."

'No exceptions, Caldwell! If you want to make this team, you've got to make it past my mother-in-law!'

'I'm proud of the lads. They show'd a lot of character coming back from one down. . . then two or three silly goals. . . At this level you get punished. But overall I thought we were a bit unlucky. . .'

'Never say never.'

Waddle and Don't Waddle.

'Look up... Look down... Look at my thumb. Gee, You're...'

"Well captain, who has right of way in a case like this?"

'When he plays, our opponents hear footsteps.'

'Remember, we're in red and yellow - all the rest are bad guys...'

"He's told them many a time, not to let defenders shoot, but do they take any notice. . ?"

"Still, I'd rather be here than at the office."

'Thinking INSIDE the box is actually quite underrated!'

"My husband is a football fan."