Exploring Surrogacy T-Shirts

surrogates Mothers Association (wombs to let)

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

"The amnio's fine, the sex is male, and the name is Wade."

Child using building blocks to get over a baby gate.

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

"No, Justin, I said, will you come to antenatal class with me."

'Your pediatrician? No. . . I'm your baby's college admissions representatives.'

In the DNA Kitchen

"Tut tut. You're only having a baby, if you had my flu last week you'd know what real pain was."

"They look so young and helpless."

"And remember, it's important to wake them up at hourly intervals."

Fat Kid 3- Pet slug runs amok (colour)

"I never had to choose between a baby and a career—I'm a surrogate mother."

"So! When's the big day?"

Kids really do make you view the world from a different perspective...I'm on the floor, behind the couch, under the bed...

'You can have a cute little boy like me. All you have to do is get pregnant.'

"You need to stop pressing the snooze button on your biological clock."

Olga's Biological Clocks.

Egyptian Mummy/Egyptian Mummy and Toddler.

Biological Alarm Clock.

Daisy Diaper Service

'I'm afraid we don't deliver on Sundays.'

"it's just... we're too lazy to have any of our own."

"I'm your surrogate mother, son. I just provided the oven."

"She keeps shouting, 'couldn't, didn't, can't'."

Baby Footballer

Ginger hair

'I want to thank my biological and surrogate Mother, my two Dads.. .'

"So far mum's put on 10 kilos. I guess that's the best passenger safety airbag I'll ever get."

'At this rate nine months is going to take forever.'

'Sometimes I think you'll be sorry when the baby gets here.'

Womb for Kids

"No chance of accumulating frequent birthing points in here. This is the only trip I'll take."

'Your biological clock is on daylight savings.'