Explorer Of Quirky Sights Pillows

'Those aren't smoke rings... they're Hawaiian Leis.'

Lowbrow Lolita

Wildlife in Herb's Apartment

"You know, I think the novelty of living in a converted Barn is starting to wear off."

"I'll take it."

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

Vertical Tower Of Pisa.

Chiantis In Translation

Gardener and the Giant Snail

"No. Have to say we don't get many tourists around here!"

Apparently, there are manuals, and then there are MANUALS.

"That's why I come here for the weekends - 127 acres."

Historic Landmark: Home of the Old Woman.

'Natural bridge and cloverleaf'

Customer admires courtyard of bagel shaped restaurant.

Elf Tortures Santa.

"Don't blame me, the tourist brochure says it's one of the World's great spectacles."

'Oops, I've only got fifteen hundred shots left and we still have two full days before we go home.'

London on £50 a meal

Grand Canyon...Not-so-grand canyon landfill.

'Live today like you're gonna die tomorrow Gus. But we're fruit flies so it's pretty much true.'

"What kind of rip-off is this? You promised me a bride!"

Welcome to Tuleville! Absolutely NO sticks-in-the- mud!

'I can cure you, but you'll have to file your own health insurance forms.'

Woman sawed in half

Woman Ironing Contraceptives.

"Did you find a cheap European trip for us?"

"Undiscovered Portugal, Linda, oh you'll love it! We went there years ago."

'Let's do something DIFFERENT today.'

'This must be your lucky day, madam. Not only am I a Jehovah's Witness - I'm also selling double glazing.'