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Explorer Of Porches Prints
Decorate their space with vibrant prints that capture the joy of porch exploration. These detailed, fun designs turn any porch or outdoor corner into an artistic statement.
'Mysteries' section of bookshop reveals secret door.
At times Richard dreaded coming home, as he knew he'd have to face the music.
"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."
You can't get what up
'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'
'Woke up this morning found someone had stolen my guitar...'
"We missed Fashion Week!"
'We took a look at our passport pictures and realized we need a vacation.'
Ow! Mutter! Toot! At the Old Superheroes Home. (This cartoon was originally published on 2003-07-28).
"I always know what Harry's going to say, and he always knows what I'm going to say, so, by and large, we just don't bother."
"I'll be on the porch, pushing ninety."
"This is one of those beautiful summer days when I'm flooded with memories of things that never happened to me."
"Would it have killed him to create a screened-in porch?!"
"Mr. Coughlin over there was the founder of one of the first motorcycle gangs"
Calm in the Face of Chaos
"If you're going out, pick up some candles."
'Why would I want an ocean-going yacht when I've got a rocking chair in my front porch?'
"No. Have to say we don't get many tourists around here!"
"The Hewletts have flaming crown roast au vin blanc every Wednesday."
Beware of Curmudgeon!
"But otherwise I'll bet they lead very dull lives."
'The best part of growing old is not having to invest for the long term.'
"The house has a very open floor plan."
"The screen porch makes it a home."
"I believe jazz did come up the Mississippi, Ted, but not quite as far as East Moline."
"I like you a whole lot better when you was alive."
"So, has Grandpa's 'longevity pay' kicked in yet?"
"My husband used his rejected manuscripts to make these columns."
'You don't see any for hours, then three come along at once.'
'Because of the picturesque nature of your house, the government would like to list it...one of you will have to sit on the porch at all times.'ou
"Don't blame me, the tourist brochure says it's one of the World's great spectacles."
"Jehoshaphat! Look at that gait!"
'It's a perch.' 'Porch.'
Giant Mosquito Screen Door.
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