Explorer Of Inner Self Mugs

Feminine Side Shadow

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

"And these are the Fab Four Noble Truths."

"Home depot."

"When you say the meek will inherit the earth, does that include the mineral rights?"

I figured out how we can pay for the kids' college tuitions. Do tell. I'm going to leave for a year of self-discovery, which I will chronicle in a best-selling memoir. Oh, but

"Honey, I’ve found God!"

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

Jesus's First and Less-Heralded Miracle Walk,

'You must heal yourself.'

FAQs.

'Eve wants a second opinion about the apples.'

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

We're willing to flee temptation, if we can leave a forwarding address.

Christian and Born again Christian...

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

Proceed no further if chakras not aligned.

The Path

"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"

"Did you have a cat?"

"All the celebrities come here."

"I often consult with a higher authority... my grandmother."

"The answer you seek can be found in the syllabus."

"Hey Frank, any plans for after church?"

"Your mother says 'wear a bra'."

"I'm not really into organized religion, though I am very spiritual."

Guru. It's not some kind of zen metaphor --- I really do have an invisible fence!

"OK, now what's the meaning of the other eight?"

'The Karma of the marketplace is about to overwhelm the Dogma of policy making,'

"Are you sure I 'can't take it with me'? I brought some for you."

Ins and Outs of Sex Therapy