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'It seems the only tense I know in Swahili is the imperfect tense.'

Updated History. Is that an explorer and record keeper? Yes, it's "Lewis and Clerk."

1911 - Roald Amundsen thought he was the first man to reach the southpole.

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

When the ship needed to go faster than Warp Speed, the crew ate lots of pungent beans.

Sunbathers.

Hudibras - 2 - The manner how he sallies forth.

'True it does have small flowers but through the microscope its exquisite.'

"Of course I discovered America... My marketing team said so."

"Never mind the porridge, someone's stolen my woodland mushroom collection."

'This it is, Ferguson! Finally, we found the legendary, mysterious snowmen crematory!'

Swamp gas

'Looks like this part of the beach has been claimed.'

Rainbow/Horizon

Consenting Adults.

"Why do I hate religion? Imagine if half the money ever donated to religion had instead been used for scientific research. That's the world religion stole from me! Instead of worrying about the coronavirus, I could be slaying orcs on a starship's holodeck!"

'Okay,stay close, and stay alert! Looks like we're heading into BIG CAT COUNTRY!'

On board the MS Hepatology

'Yes, It's in that direction.'

'Do you have to yell 'far out!' every time you see something new?'

"It looks like a pitch for a survival-themed reality show."

"We're taking separate vacations this year."

Astronaut Selfie.

'Lewis and Cabrini.'

"I have designed us new, steam-powered space suits."

'I'm serious. I really believe the world is round.'

'Obviously the natives here are sophisticated tool makers.'

'It's going to be hard to get lost in these woods!'

'Did you ever wonder why iced coffee is goof but cold coffee isn't? . . . You're not curious like I am.'

The Discovery of the Nile's Source

"Do you get the feeling we're being watched?"

'I envisioned them praying to something entirely different.'

Vast Wasteland Ahead