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'It seems the only tense I know in Swahili is the imperfect tense.'

1911 - Roald Amundsen thought he was the first man to reach the southpole.

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

Sunbathers.

Hudibras - 2 - The manner how he sallies forth.

"Of course I discovered America... My marketing team said so."

'This it is, Ferguson! Finally, we found the legendary, mysterious snowmen crematory!'

"Never mind the porridge, someone's stolen my woodland mushroom collection."

'True it does have small flowers but through the microscope its exquisite.'

Rainbow/Horizon

Swamp gas

'Looks like this part of the beach has been claimed.'

'Okay,stay close, and stay alert! Looks like we're heading into BIG CAT COUNTRY!'

"Why do I hate religion? Imagine if half the money ever donated to religion had instead been used for scientific research. That's the world religion stole from me! Instead of worrying about the coronavirus, I could be slaying orcs on a starship's holodeck!"

Consenting Adults.

On board the MS Hepatology

"We're taking separate vacations this year."

"It looks like a pitch for a survival-themed reality show."

'Lewis and Cabrini.'

'Yes, It's in that direction.'

'Do you have to yell 'far out!' every time you see something new?'

Astronaut Selfie.

'I'm serious. I really believe the world is round.'

'Obviously the natives here are sophisticated tool makers.'

"Do you get the feeling we're being watched?"

'I envisioned them praying to something entirely different.'

'Did you ever wonder why iced coffee is goof but cold coffee isn't? . . . You're not curious like I am.'

The Discovery of the Nile's Source

Vast Wasteland Ahead

'It's going to be hard to get lost in these woods!'

Columbus At Home...'A Spoon!'

Solo North pole expedition - 'Bugger!'

'Why? Because it's there and I always want to cross it!'