Exploration Buff Mugs

Flat Earth Explorers: "That last turn was dicey but now it should be clear sailing to Australia."

Native Head Shrinker, "We also sell arms."

'Punchline... punchline...'

"I would say they are mountains, but who ever heard of pink mountains?"

'At last! Blinkwhistle, we;ve found their elusive burial grounds.'

'Great Moment #200 in Computing: Columbus discovers the COBOL Islands.'

The Anti-Agent

CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

Joan Hickson

The discovery of asparagus.

'Listen up, Baskerville! This is MacDonald! Those hounds of yours are scaring the E-I-E-I-O out of my animals!'

How am I abducting?

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

The Philip Marlow family

The Da Vinci Cod

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

Aliens with abducted person look at a suggestion box.

'Typical man - why can't he just ask for directions?'

"I started my career as an industrial spy-here."

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

Early accounting scandals.

'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and you forgot the freaking sleds?!'

'The good news is your life sentence is about over.'

'Humans do it, why couldn't we? Instead of chasing food, we could breed it: It's all explained in my report...'

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

Research and Development: 'We've finally done it. An actual cell phone!'

Milkin' Impossible

Mystery Writing 101 - Mailbox: The butler did it, the gardener, the chauffeur.