Experimentation Discussion Gifts

"Uncle Eddy was in an animal test lab for years. That's why he wanted to get buried wrapped in nicotine patches."

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"Young Frankenstein"

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

'Mom, Dad! Look what I created in lab today!'

"I'm starting him off with a little rope theory."

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

Jr. cloning kit

"We have to take that science away from Tommy...he's genetically modified the cat!"

"I thought you wanted me to change."

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

'My science project is an experiment in static electricity.'

"Just for fun today we could fire some eggs around."

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

Small child building a large contraption from junk

"Fred, I think you're spending altogether too much time down here with these mushrooms!"

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

Sexual chemistry set

"It's just one monkey at one typewriter, but we've given him an infinite need for validation."

'Kids, today, Xerf brought in a planet that he found. Now if we look at it closely under the microscope, you can still see it's inhabitants scrambling around.'

'Note to self: Like coffee, homemade coffee wine should be available in decaf, too.'

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

Wilhelm Rontgen's first attempt at X-rays: shining a bright light through Madame Rontgen.