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'It's down. The particles are supposed to collide with other particles, not with the physicists.'

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

Wilhelm Rontgen's first attempt at X-rays: shining a bright light through Madame Rontgen.

"I am not asking for directions."

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

'Well, well - this should create a nice little wave of panic and hysteria.'

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

Plasma Ball

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

It's an experiment.

'What'll I do with the nuclear wastes?'

'I don't KNOW what I'm doing -- this is pure research!'

"Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them."

An angry Scientist has discovered his two Lab' mice are using a GPS to find their way through a maze to some cheese.

'Okay I admit it - we probably do need a rocket scientist.'

'And this is scraps.'

'Well, we turned water into wine. Anyone remember how?'

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'

"Say, do you have time between all that DNA research to invent a non-smelly sock."

'Here's one I made earlier.'

'I thoguht they only tested drugs on guinea pigs.'

Plasma Ball

"It's not safe to keep meeting like this."

Undercover Biophysicists

'I'm inventing an acid that eats through anything.'

"But I'm conducting an experiment: will the twentieth cookie taste as good as the first?"

'Just for kicks, let's come up with something that has a good side effect.'

A genetically-modified,hydroponically-grown tomato conducts a taste-test of its own.

'I sure wish there was a formula for picking the right mutual fund!'

Galileo's Attempt to discover is heavier dog falls faster than lighter dog.

'Okay - Let's crash that bad boy.'