Experimental Psychologist Mugs

"Well, you don't look like an experimental psychologist to me."

Lab rat dreams.

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

"Young Frankenstein"

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

'Mom, Dad! Look what I created in lab today!'

"I'm starting him off with a little rope theory."

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

Jr. cloning kit

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

"We have to take that science away from Tommy...he's genetically modified the cat!"

Yound Einstein disproves an early theory: 'Aha! A watched pot DOES boil!'

Armstrong? Why did UPS just deliver a microscope, a robotic arm, a huge incubator, a nucleus extractor and a dozen lab rats? Well, it's certainly not so I can replace you with an army of clones programmed to work for free. Well

Small child building a large contraption from junk

'My science project is an experiment in static electricity.'

"Just for fun today we could fire some eggs around."

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

Atomic Bear: Part 21

"I thought you wanted me to change."

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

Sexual chemistry set

"It's just one monkey at one typewriter, but we've given him an infinite need for validation."

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

"I'm going to get you fired."

'Note to self: Like coffee, homemade coffee wine should be available in decaf, too.'

'Kids, today, Xerf brought in a planet that he found. Now if we look at it closely under the microscope, you can still see it's inhabitants scrambling around.'

Wilhelm Rontgen's first attempt at X-rays: shining a bright light through Madame Rontgen.