Experimental Performer Pillows

"Tonight the part normally played by the audience will be played by actors playing the part of the audience."

"Instead of careful interpretation of the prose, maybe try pronouncing even the most basic words like an insane person?"

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

Atomic Bear: Part 21

Armstrong? Why did UPS just deliver a microscope, a robotic arm, a huge incubator, a nucleus extractor and a dozen lab rats? Well, it's certainly not so I can replace you with an army of clones programmed to work for free. Well

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

Another Turning Point in History. Oh, the heck with it -- I'll never get these antlers right. Mickey Moose.

"Could you keep still?"

Double Saxophone

Interpretive napping

"I'm putting you on country music."

Son, I don't think this was how Whistler painted HIS mother.

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'

'Well, we turned water into wine. Anyone remember how?'

Frank Zappa

"Please turn on your cell phones."

'So that's his secret.'

Lab studies suggest that a human growth pill is just around the corner.

Impartial Testing: "Eeny, meeny, money, moe..."

"So, tell me what happened after this Schrodinger put you in this box..."

"Can you just once get to the damn point without the usual embellishments?"

Air Sitar.

"Since no one showed up, I'll keep my remarks brief."

'We've run out of one-man plays - why not make it up with the rest of the drama group?'

The Death of Pierrot

A conductor practising in front of a mirror.

'You were right, Dad. It started to bounce on the third or fourth step.'

A violinist adds balloons and bells to her bow.

"I know the rules on cloning, but it's easier to ask forgiveness than ask permission."

"I'd like to sing some songs from the great American songbook, I'll start with the Dead Kennedys. . ."

Tate Modern: Turbine Hall

'Sure, the term 'lab rat' has a lot of negative connotations but having drugs tested on you isn't so bad if you're a hypochondriac...'

Seth Schubert, Concert Harmonicist

Tomb of the unknown lab rat.

Grace Jones