Experiencing A Furlough T-Shirts

'Enough about your furlough, don't you want to hear about my furlough?'

"It used to Casual Friday. Now it's Furlough Friday."

Man running in a hamster wheel

"I haven't felt that overwhelming urge to create, but then again I haven't felt much of anything lately."

Attack Of The Guy From The Other Room

I see he's still "working" from home.

41 Rounds of Layoffs Survived

Quarantine: Day Quinty-Neven

'Times are tough, Smith, but I don't want to lay you off. So, to keep you working, I want you to wash our building. That should keep you busy for the next decade.'

'The attack will have to wait until tomorrow Congressman. Today is furlough day. . .'

'See, I told you - nobody's job is safe!'

"The good news is that I'm still here after the boss cut our department by 33 percent."

"You're the only one in this department who has survived the staff cuts. I can only advise you to do your job well, otherwise I'll have to fire you too, got that?"

"This is the best news."

'You do outstanding work, Nelson, but I'm afraid Higby makes me look better.'

"What makes you think there are going to be layoffs."

corporate scapegoat to sacrifical lamb

Caption Contest

"It comes with great sadness, that one of you will be placed on furlough, for a minimum of three weeks."

'At least they offered us a severance gift card.'

"When you said you were getting a pet to help you through the lockdown, I thought you meant a cat."

"Can I just flag my concerns viz the CFO's disempowerment situation re the projected counter-downsizing monies..."

"I feel like everyone's been acting so distant lately."

"Budget cuts...turns out you were the only one around here who ever did anything."

"It looks like I survived the downsizing."

"By the way - My own last day is Friday."

"Congrats on surviving the cuts. You'll be doing the work of 147 people."

"That does it! California is on the naughty list!"

Lockdown Connections

'It's nothing personal. How could it be? Until you friended me on Facebook I didn't even know you worked here.'

". . . We've been furloughed. . ."

"It's alright honey. Daddy's fine. He's just...practicing."