"About your self employed expenses, do you do anything purely for pleasure?"
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'I want to claim for black marker pens.'
Is this your idea of a joke, Findlay...?
Rare Medical Conditions - The compulsive desire to work out restaurant bills correctly
'Sorry to trouble you , sir , but did you remember to sign my expenses ?'
Bookkeeping Club
'The fact that the expenses process is complicated confusing and bureaucratic isn't an Aberration.'
"Let's have a moment's silence to remember the profits we used to make."
'Hello, Doc Barnes? I just got your bill. You've just bought yourself a cow.'
"No this is your contract. The other one's your bill
"Unfortunately as the law stands at the moment 13 pints and a curry because you had a crap day isn't tax deductible!"
'How come you're questioning my petrol bill?'
Just remember, don't claim for lunch unless I was with you.
"It's not a coupons. It's a printout from your health insurer warning you to cut back on the carbs."
'I'd like to investigate your tax return.'
Cards. Birthday. I don't know if 50 is the new 40, but apparently $4.95 is the new buck-fifty!
"What else can I claim on my expense account?"
"Will he ever be able to produce revenue again?"
"You promised an advance...but this is more of a tactical withdrawal."
'I hope you don't mind ordering the free bread and water. My expense account isn't what it used to be.'
'Thank you for you car expense claim . . .why are you wearing bicycle clips?'
"I'm sorry but a fat, guzzling wife cannot be classed as a consumable."
Having to pay for health care up front.
'The 22% tax I understand, but who gets the other 78%?'
"Just as we suspected, he's running a dummy company"
'Any other hidden operating expenses you haven't told me about?'
Open wide and say "AH @#." Bill.
'If people are supposed to live within their means, why are there such things as overdrafts?'
I tried to make ends meet but I'm a poor judge of distance. Due now. Bill. Bill. Due. Due now.
'Sit down. I'll like to discuss your expense account.'
'I may not look like much but f**k with me and you're dead!'
The frog I have kissed was an enchanted tax collector. Please help!
"So tell me, did you install gold, silver or platinum water pipes?"
Fees office!
Health Care Transfusion.
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