Expenditure Expert T-Shirts

Bank. Checking. Savings. With all these payments I feel like I'm on a treadmill --- It's stay as you go.

'You have to reconcile your gross habits with your net income.'

Is this your idea of a joke, Findlay...?

"Hey, honey, the credit card company increased our debt... I mean our credit limit!"

"Expense account or regular?"

Keep the econoimy moving

Screwdriver labelled 'Buyer' and screw labelled 'seller'.

'What wine goes with enormous expense account?.'

First United Church of Outrageously Overlimited Credit Card Holders

Rare Medical Conditions - The compulsive desire to work out restaurant bills correctly

'Whoever stole your credit card is spending a lot less with it than you did!'

'I don't need to know what it is when it's on sale.'

"Honey, I love celebrating Christmas! I love all the food, the sweets, the Christmas tree and the presents, but our bank account hates Christmas!"

'Take a letter,'

'Sorry to trouble you , sir , but did you remember to sign my expenses ?'

"I see your point, but wouldn't it be more fun to spend it while I'm young enough to enjoy it?"

Bookkeeping Club

"It's wonderful, Harry! How late does Neiman-Marcus stay open?"

"I need nothing and I want everything."

"So the only way to save the economy is to spend what we haven't got - plus ca change - moin ca change!"

"Fiscal conservatism be damned. I'm a fiscal hedonist."

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'I simply can't live on what I earn. I can't even live on what I spend.'

'What wine goes with an enormous expense account?'

If you don't see what you want, buy something you don't want!

"About your self employed expenses, do you do anything purely for pleasure?"

'I expect a little padding in the expense account, but yours is a kingsize mattress!'

'It's similar to the government's system of checks and balances. I write the checks and you try to balance them.'

'Good heavens, Margaret, the bailout was for wall street, not for you.'

US economy-spend or save?

'Credit card customer of the month'

'The boys in accounting used to give me a hard time about ordering a $1,000 bottle of wine - until I invited them along.'

You belong to a tightwad club? Our time has come. For years we met in private, shunned by society. Thanks to the economy, we're hip. We can celebrate our frugality in front of the whole world! Bad time to ask for a raise. I am chinchy, hear me roar!

"No matter what one says, a safe remains a good way to keep your money safe."

"Son, can you spare a couple of minutes to talk about your tuition?"