Expedition Stylist Pillows

'World of Interiors.'

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

Haircuts

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

"This is daring, but I like it."

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

What price beauty?

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

At the suit makers

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

Curling your hair for no reason

Thank you for purchasing the first modular dressing kid for guys

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."

'No no no - that skirt is soooo half past four...'

The Inventor of the Man Bun!

Puss in Heels

'My hair is so bad I have to cut it myself. I tried going to a hair salon once - they just yelled at it.'

Choosing What To Wear.

'We knew of your return from your round the world trip - we could smell you a mile away!'

'Sure it looks bad now, but try to imagine it with the right shoes.'

Christmas Socks

"Derek has re-invented himself."

"Would you look at that! Timmy was overwhelmed at the thought of his first shearing, but now, he can't stop talking to his friends about it. . ."

"Jack, that painting is so much more me, than you."

'You asked for the 'Cartoonists' Cut'. You got the Cartoonists' Cut'. What's the problem?'

'I love your new flat screen saloon.'

"The scientists are coming back to study us, so I want you both to be on your best behaviour this time!"

"How am I looking for my first day back at work?"

Cut out and keep your own Wardrobe Assistant.

The peak awaited, but first they had to contend with the foothills.

Solo North pole expedition - 'Bugger!'

"You don't find a style. A style finds you."

'It would be a kindness to tell he HAS won his Duke of Edinburgh Award.'

"You don't think I'm overdoing it with the bandoliers?"

The wardrobe of the damned.