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'Another common mistake is to forget to take off the dirty nappy before putting the clean one on.'

Cry babies.

"Great! I must be growing. The womb was less than half full last week."

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

"No, the cordless embryo isn't available."

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

'I trust this is a non-smoking uterus!'

-THIRTY thousand? I thought you wanted TEN thousand? -I'm having triplets!

"I had no idea life could be so complicated."

"This could be quite boring. No club jumper, no theme song and no pie nights!"

"Technology is for babies!"

"Wow! According to this if I dig straight down I'll find a delivery suite."

"Nine months in here?? I trust I can get out in seven months with good behaviour!"

'I don't like that one. . . how about the one with the cute smile.'

"Looks like I have a choice... I wait for contractions or I bungee jump!!"

"Mom, when do I get my own room?"

'...And there's the hands - it looks like - well, it looks like he's texting.'

Reflected Glory

Batman's first Bat Mobile

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- she's kind of a starter kit.'

His real name is Jasper Underwood Farthington III...but we just call him 'Stinky'.

'I never know how much to leave for lunch.'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- it's hard to believe we're related.'

'Oh look Julia, he's just text me his first word.'

'What a coincidence....that's my mum's name to!'

"Good news. Your mother is pregnant, so, we won't be mortgaging your future."

The Ultrasound.

"Now they tell me there's a departure tax."

"It must be hereditary. My mom got pregnant too!!"

'Does this mean I have to share my pocket money?'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

'Mom says she has a souffle in the oven - Does that mean I'm going to have a baby brother?'

"You mean my little sister could be a BOY?"

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'