Expecting Moms Club Member Prints

"You're pregnant? Are you sure it's yours?"

Cry babies.

Pool attached to child's bed.

"That's all I get? A sonogram? No tracking number?"

Same Day Delivery: "I wish!"

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

'A Caesarian? - But I want my son to be a natural-born citizen!'

'This is a fine time to leave! What if the doctor delivers the baby while you're out!'

'It's the same model... he painted the second one eight months after the first painting.'

"Never Again." (bird sitting on a giant egg).

Baby in womb chooses from multiple choice pregnancy symptoms...

'All I want for Christmas is my old shape back again.'

"Nine months in here?? I trust I can get out in seven months with good behaviour!"

'The worst part is not to give birth, but to remember all their names!'

'...And there's the hands - it looks like - well, it looks like he's texting.'

"I'm sorry, but we're not an online retailer. We can't guarantee delivery in 2 days."

'If you don't like fathers in the delivery room, where will you be?'

The Ultrasound.

Mums at play group.

Congratulations!

'Alert the troops I'm going back to work.'

'Congratulations, you're a father. Now you'd better get out of here before her husband arrives.'

The Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'I'm a fully qualified puppeteer!'

"Pregnant? I just thought I went off my diet!"

'Which health plan are you on?'

'Houdini's mother had an odd and difficult pregnancy.' 'Oh no. He's gone again!'

Pregnant lady's shirt says 'Baby' with arrow pointing to tummy, Husband's shirt says 'Blubber' with arrow pointing to tummy

"Kids must use technology at an earlier age these days. This stroller comes with a Bluetooth, computer, and a phone charger."

'I wonder what causes that?'

Ante-Natal Clinic

Husband for Sale- Pregnancy Forces Sale

"Got any cravings?"

"I should have started this three months ago....contractions play havoc with jigsaw puzzles!!"

Zika Protection

"Now that I have a child, I understand the love you have for your dog."