Expecting Child Pillows

'Are you the one that wanted a ball team?'

'Oh no! We're being spammed again!'

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

"They grow up so fast."

The Baby Walker

'I told you it would be useful.'

'We had the baby's ultrasound photo made into wallpaper.'

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

"Great! I must be growing. The womb was less than half full last week."

Pool attached to child's bed.

"I only travelled with my umbilical cord!"

Pregnant lady being greeted by foetus.

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

"That's all I get? A sonogram? No tracking number?"

"No, the cordless embryo isn't available."

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

"Will you be putting her in day care or bringing her up artisanally?"

"Exercise ball? No thanks, I'm growing my own."

"Remember, pregnancy is like taking an exciting thrill ride at an amusement park only the seats are larger."

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

"The amnio's fine, the sex is male, and the name is Wade."

'Congratulations! You've just downloaded a baby boy.'

'Are you pregnant? How do you know? You look terrible!'

"Have you and Tim picked out a name for the career obstacle yet?"

'and remember delivery is free if it happens in a half hour!'

Mr. & Mrs. Stickfigure are expecting twins.

"I saved us a hundred bucks on a Jolly Jumper."

Ask me about my litter! !

"We didn't want to know the gender in advance."

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

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