Expected Delivery T-Shirts

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On the brink.

"I thought there would be bacon here."

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

Same Day Delivery: "I wish!"

The obstetrician doesn't need a close catcher...

The Official Covid-19 Diet

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

'Do I like kids? You bet I do: I deliver babies for a living...'

"My owner is teaching me to think before barking, which gave Federal Express plenty of time to clobber me."

Food deliverer's baby.

"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."

Distributor in love with a multitasking robot.

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

Cargo Bay at Thames Warehouse

North Pole twinned with Amazon

"International trade"

"Ok, Griffin — let him see Mom’s roast!"

Ever Given

"I needed a gig to tide me over between baby booms."

"Anything for me?"

Online Sales Company. I'm excited about the company Olympics. I hear supervisors will be in the decathlon because they're used to multitasking. The people making express deliveries will be in the sprints. Of course the people who package orders will be boxing. What about tennis? Those are the folks who handle returns.

Suez Canal Curse

Lighthouse

Clerk: 'Boy that Delivery guy sure has a THICK accent!'

"I just dialed 1-800-BAGUETTE."

'Quit goofing around Harold, the ferry is going to leave soon.'

"Yes, we've accepted late deliveries before... but 75 years!!!"

"Sorry for the wait - I hope it wasn't too long."

"Ha! Hey, Ralph, this says it's to go to Sea-Park, but it's the wrong address. Weird, huh? Ralph!"

Sinking Oil Tanker

Captain Thomas Coram.

Modern Cupid

"Do you have experience delivering anything other than eggs?"

"Tariff war"