Expectation Navigator Mugs

"Your great Abuelita Zoraida is coming for a visit! Do you know what that means?"

"Gentlemen, we're missing a great opportunity by not hitching this company to the current tailspin."

Surfing the daily stress

'When I grow up, I'm either going to be an authority figure or an unimpeachable source.'

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

Opening the door to new customers

The Map of the Human Heart

The Wishing Well

" It was a jungle out there, but I quite liked it."

'He's never there for me.'

Birthing Ball

'I've had some strange cravings during my pregnancy. Such as the one to strangle my husband.'

''Normal' seems too much to shoot for ... but maybe I can keep you out of the nuthouse.'

Martians looking at Earth - 'One day son, all this will be yours.'

"Only time can heal a broken heart, Brenda, and fortunately I have the time, every Thursday at three o'clock."

"It looked different on the internet."

"It looked better on pinterest."

"If I didn't worry all the time what would I do with myself?"

"People can bridge the great distance between the Earth and the Moon..."

"I hate to be a dream snatcher but your baby is going to be just average."

"You seem very remote."

Florist.

"It took years of hard work to get my colleagues to expect nothing from me."

"I broke off the relationship, then came the endless reminders, the sad letters and emails...It's tough cancelling a subscription."

"The idea at 3 am. The idea at 7 am."

"To tell you the truth, I never thought downward mobility would be so, well, downward."

"You were always my favorite to guilt-trip."

"One day, son, all this anxiety will be yours."

STRIP *Community Care * Office rage"

Climate Change Contingency House

"He doesn't have a single redeeming quality, he's just disrupting and awful and repulsive, and he has no consideration for other people's feelings."