Expectant Fatherhood Mugs

Expectant father with sports goods - "It's a girl."

Older Dads

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

The Baby Walker

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

"Great! I must be growing. The womb was less than half full last week."

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

'Another expectant father looking forward to paternity leave.'

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

"No, the cordless embryo isn't available."

"Have you and Tim picked out a name for the career obstacle yet?"

Ask me about my litter! !

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

"Now that I can talk, here's my speaking fee."

"I'd better enjoy this while I can. It's the only home I'll own without a mortgage!"

"We didn't want to know the gender in advance."

Well, we thought we had childproofed the house

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

Mr. & Mrs. Stickfigure are expecting twins.

'I know one of my shoulders is lower than the other. It's because my father's guiding hand is always on that shoulder.'

Pregnant women having a ultrasound done.

"If you insist on doing all the voices, Dad. Don't you think father bear should have a deeper voice than Goldilocks?"

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

'I'm sorry. It looks like your insurance company doesn't cover pre-existing life.'

"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."

"That's mine!"

'A Caesarian? - But I want my son to be a natural-born citizen!'

Mighty Man Of Justice Is Born

"This should send the midwife off in a frenzy."

'This is a fine time to leave! What if the doctor delivers the baby while you're out!'

The Complete Book of Baby Names. Oooh, what do you think of 110101110110? Isn't that cute?

'With these alternative fertility treatments you never quite know how things turn out,'