Expat Adventurer Prints

"I have a flat and need a lift."

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

'We like to spend 51 weeks of the year at our Florida holiday home...'

Down on Bourbon Street...

Emigrating to France.

'Dad, can you teach me to swim?' 'Well, I'm not much of a swimmer, but I can teach you to tread water. I do that every day at work.'

"You have arrived at your destination."

"It's all about putting work into the right perspective...and this helps me!"

"It's marzipan pigs."

Mechanics, their forks ready, prepare to deice the chocolate off a plane.

"I took the road less travelled just to avoid the potholes."

"Our immigration lawyer is now living in Guatemala."

I wanted to holiday at home...But in Spain.

The incredible journey: why your letter took two weeks to reach Connecticut

'See you later - Remember to drink plenty of liquids.'

"Next year, let's go someplace where the locals resent the tourists in a language we don't understand."

'They gave me a choice...they would either off-shore my job, or I could keep my job if I moved to India.'

Pension planning for Brexit

'The meaning of life is heads they win, tails you lose.'

Half French/half English.

'English?...do...you...speak...ENGLISH?'

Somewhere In France...The Watsons have just discovered that English is not the universal language after all.

Somewhere in France: Reilly has become more French than the French themselves.

Couple using dogs to pull their camper van.

'You can't find a job?... Have you tried Asia?'

Dating... In the age of the coronavirus

"It's great to be back. I was going a little stir-crazy working all across the country from home."

'I see that you're a fully integrated immigrant to this country.'

'Sorry, dear. After three hours into the trip, it suddenly occurred to me that I forgot you. I'll come back to pick you up.'

Angel hitchhiker has sign: 'Bible Belt'

External Revenue Service

'Nice RV!'