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"Bob! Bob! A new milk bar has opened in town. They sell cow, goat, sheep, camel, buffalo and yak milk!"

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

"The soup of the day is pineapple with a hint of rum."

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

'Lets all thank Martha for her very innovative 'Hot Dog Crepes'.'

'Mom, the donut is drinking my milk!'

"You had me at alternative milk."

"Soy milk and rice milk are okay but I prefer grape milk.".

"Let's go and get ice-creams...Dad's beach body ready."

'I'm sorry but I have to let you go, we're all drinking 2%.'

My first mistake.

"Oh Darling, you're spoiling me! I've never tried tropical fish!"

'A lot of my stories involve milk.'

"I think the milk's off!"

"Trust me, it tastes good – you won’t like it."

The Magic Float

"Do you know what kind of bees make milk? Boo-Bees."

'Rotgut whiskey is much more festive served with a paper umbrella, don't you think?'

'It's a taste I think I can say I've acquired.'

Take me to your lactator!

'How's the egg?'

"I'm getting gnats, I'm getting cats, I'm getting dogs..."

'I used to have women lined up. Married, unmarried - it didn't matter. Ah, forget it. Another round. Skim.'

"If you tasted like a Umami, where would you be hiding?"

Baby drinking competition

'No, he's right. Cows have three udders. One for skim milk, one for two percent and the third one's for lactose free.'

'Your taste buds are starting to bloom.'

"I remember the days of skim, 1% and even 2%. Now, it's right to the whole milk section."

"One skinny latte, and is that with almond milk, coconut milk, soya milk..."

'I don't think this sushi is cooked enough for me.'

'Is this milk fresh?' - 'An hour ago it was grass.'

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