Exotic Milk Adventurer Pillows

"Bob! Bob! A new milk bar has opened in town. They sell cow, goat, sheep, camel, buffalo and yak milk!"

"Umm ... not sure what notes you'll detect on your palate, but it'll get you ripped."

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

"The soup of the day is pineapple with a hint of rum."

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

F&E Diner. Beer. Wine. This wine paralyzes the taste buds --- It goes with anything!

"You had me at alternative milk."

'Mom, the donut is drinking my milk!'

'Lets all thank Martha for her very innovative 'Hot Dog Crepes'.'

"Soy milk and rice milk are okay but I prefer grape milk.".

"Let's go and get ice-creams...Dad's beach body ready."

'I'm sorry but I have to let you go, we're all drinking 2%.'

My first mistake.

"I think the milk's off!"

'A lot of my stories involve milk.'

"Oh Darling, you're spoiling me! I've never tried tropical fish!"

"Trust me, it tastes good – you won’t like it."

'It's a taste I think I can say I've acquired.'

The Magic Float

'Rotgut whiskey is much more festive served with a paper umbrella, don't you think?'

"It turns out my milk is actually aging cream...so, I use it to remove all those ugly age spots."

"Do you know what kind of bees make milk? Boo-Bees."

Take me to your lactator!

'How's the egg?'

"If you tasted like a Umami, where would you be hiding?"

'Your taste buds are starting to bloom.'

'I used to have women lined up. Married, unmarried - it didn't matter. Ah, forget it. Another round. Skim.'

Baby drinking competition

"I'm getting gnats, I'm getting cats, I'm getting dogs..."

'No, he's right. Cows have three udders. One for skim milk, one for two percent and the third one's for lactose free.'

"One skinny latte, and is that with almond milk, coconut milk, soya milk..."

Ask Doctor Ernie. Doctor Ernie, what is your opinion of mood altering substances? When it comes to mood-altering substances, you can't beat hot fudge brownies and a glass of milk!

"I remember the days of skim, 1% and even 2%. Now, it's right to the whole milk section."

'I don't think this sushi is cooked enough for me.'

'Is this milk fresh?' - 'An hour ago it was grass.'