Existence T-Shirts

'Life Cycle'

'To be or not to be - well yes, but what about coma, trance, vegetative states, reincarnation, near death experience, cryogenics?'

"Relax. I'm just here for your hair, testosterone, muscle mass and zest for life."

Melvin K. Smith: Born, Dec. 14, 1940. The other shoe finally dropped, March 2, 2012.

Shepherd and eurydice

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

Playing Fetch.

"Good game."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

"Ahhh... close enough."

The Art Student.

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

You're my Mona Lisa.

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

Larry's used art

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

Copycats

The Busy Gardener

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

At the Museum

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."