Exhibition Designer Prints

"Who's the artist?"

"Too much?"

"Typical venue, just providing male washroom facilities!"

"Hold it right there, ma'am! If you get too close to the artwork, I'll have to ask you to leave the gallery."

Party Animals.

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

Well, you know these child prodigies - they can be very demanding about how their work is displayed.

Cats at private view

Children's Art Show.

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

The Rise of Modern Art

Trade Show Sherpas

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

Freaks of nature exhibit.

Escher exhibition first floor

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

'We have a P-O-P display for our new perfume. Can we move the beef jerky down a smidge?'

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

Leaves falling out of a painting.

"This aquarium is such a nice prison."

Private Viewing

Anyone would think it's Frieze week...

"This piece resembles my subconscious desire to draw spirals on a big piece of paper."

"Don't you find her work just so wonderfully liberating!"

Dogs looking at a fire hydrant in an art gallery.

Leaking Hudson River paintings.

"It's a great work!"

"I don't dare take him near the De Kooning exhibit!"

'This statue is based on an earlier work of mine from the pre-kindergarten era.'

Modern Portrait Gallery

In the art gallery

"Someone switched off the freezer...it's melted."

Metropolitan Art Center current exhibit: Father of the Finger-In-Your-Eye School of Modern Art.

World Exhibition - At the Champs-Élysées - from 3 to 6 o'clock, great exhibition of petticoats