Exhibition Design Prints

'Let's make this one the biggest one ever.'

"Hold it right there, ma'am! If you get too close to the artwork, I'll have to ask you to leave the gallery."

Party Animals.

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

"Privates Beach"

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

Well, you know these child prodigies - they can be very demanding about how their work is displayed.

Cats at private view

Trade Show Sherpas

Children's Art Show.

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

Freaks of nature exhibit.

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

Escher exhibition first floor

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

Leaves falling out of a painting.

"Don't you find her work just so wonderfully liberating!"

Private Viewing

Anyone would think it's Frieze week...

"Typical venue, just providing male washroom facilities!"

"This piece resembles my subconscious desire to draw spirals on a big piece of paper."

'And in conclusion, perhaps a change of business model is in order.'

Dogs looking at a fire hydrant in an art gallery.

"I don't dare take him near the De Kooning exhibit!"

In the art gallery

'This statue is based on an earlier work of mine from the pre-kindergarten era.'

Modern Portrait Gallery

Leaking Hudson River paintings.

"Someone switched off the freezer...it's melted."

Metropolitan Art Center current exhibit: Father of the Finger-In-Your-Eye School of Modern Art.

After three days the curator decided it was probably upside down.

World Exhibition - At the Champs-Élysées - from 3 to 6 o'clock, great exhibition of petticoats

Artist Retrospective.

'He hacked it off because the women in his weekly painting group never stopped gassing!'