Exercise Tracking Mugs

"Only 5,000 steps? I thought it would be more than that."

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

All Natural Nothing

"I'll get my 10,000 steps in tonight!"

"Blood pressure 210/140. Heart rate 185. Steps taken 29. Sedentary 9.5 hours. Calories burned 19. You da man! Oh, and you're out of pork rinds." "Our classics TV marathon featuring 'Gunsmoke' will continue after..." "The unfitbit"

"I just reached 1000 jumps."

Bureau to cut back on bureaucratic paperwork...

"What do you think is a good step goal for someone who's just started walking?"

'It's not my fault that I've developed habits that cannot be sustained.'

'Frank, I think it's about time you bought another pair of boots.'

Snail Coach

'Either play faster or get out the band.'

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

"10,000 steps...just answering doorbells."

"A hacker logged into my fitness tracker and stole my steps!"

My fitness tracker said I was dead but I thought I'd better get a second opinion

A detective and a dog are tracing footsteps and dog prints.

'Trust me, the deer have been here. I see tracks everywhere... and look! Fresh droppings!'

Climate change meant that Norman was often finding his quarry far from the traditional hunting grounds.

"What? The goal wasn't to see it go down, just not to see it go up."

'Dinosaur footprints!'

"Well done, yes, it's a skunk scent. Concentrate though, can you smell the faint trace of perfume? It's a female skunk..."

'There's something about that Indian scout I don't trust.'

'Boy, look at the size of those tracks. I bet he will go 300 pounds.'

'I looked into their eyes before I shot them, with my high-powered rifle, from half a mile away.'

"Somehow, this just don't seem sportin', Jake."

'To tell you the truth I don't what it is.'

Body weight app on mobile

"The only way I lost a few ounces with my activity tracker was when I took it off."

"I got one of those new crystal ball fitness trackers-- it tells me all my future steps."

"It's 10000 steps a DAY, not a YEAR!"

"Want to know how many steps we took?"

"Thank goodness I was getting my share prices confused with my resting heart rate."