Executive Whisperer Prints

"You have a certain kind of charm, haven't you, Mr. Beadle? Well, that's all right. I'm not totally opposed to charm."

"It's not who you know, it's how you use them."

"I can't help admiring him. If I don't, he'll fire me."

"Can I savor this for a few moments? The ball's never been in my court before!"

'I went into that meeting with a hidden agenda and then forgot where I put it.'

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

'What do you mean...You feel uncomfortable asking for time off?'

'It's easy, Greg. Just get in touch with your inner regional sales manager.'

Car Dentistry.

'In her day, she did all the work for me, now I'm doing all the work for her.'

"Love your feng shui!"

"Matt, you look like you just saw a ghost who fired you!"

"I called for you creative people because I feel it's time to begin my autobiography."

"Now all we need is a good script."

"I'm really great thanks. The boss loves my ideas, he says I'm ahead of my time!" "Hi John, how are you? Good meeting?"

Six Ayes and one Neigh.

"On Monday, they will introduce a new office layout and you'll be near Judy, who isn't good at sharing her charger. . ."

"I think we might already have lost the next set of graduates, they don't see us offering a career path..."

"My company's board members all told me the vision statement I wrote is really blurry."

"Tell the employees that from now I want them to do as I say, not as I do."

Doctor with pump: 'Hold on a second while I inflate his ego.'

"This obsession of yours about becoming a car mechanic..."

Duplass Brothers

"That metallic grinding means her throwout bearings are shot. She's backfiring through her carburetor. The tick indicates transmission trouble, and the smoke means she's on fire."

"The biggest downside of funding IT startups... is being called 'dude'!"

'Stocks fell on the perception that stocks would fall on the perception that stocks were falling.'

'I wanted a little more speed. I just hope I'm not violating any laws by using a jet engine.'

'Loose lips sink principalships.'

'Bad news, Dr. Treemont...It needs an engine transplant.'

'We're projecting a profit, but not within our lifetimes.'

'Don't keep complimenting them on their work, or before you know it they'll be asking for a rise.'

'I see you have a stock market/body connection.'

"Yeah, my master is a car enthusiast too, but instead of going on joy-rides with me, he spends his weekends tinkering with the engine..."

"Oh...that's not good."

'Are you hiding something from me?'