Executive Explorer Pillows

"You've made it to the C Suite, Collins. You can stop questioning authority."

"Larry, as board members, we've decided to go ahead and honor your outrageous compensation package, however, you're really, really going to have to work for it."

Big desks take time.

'I'm interested in your job opening, so I'll have my agent give you a ring!'

Solomon Trujillo

Maps to all the corporate trap doors for sale here!

"Stock options for your thoughts."

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

Chiller Theatre

"Needs to get a life"

Pastorius wonders why.

Recipes from the Jean-Paul Sartre Cookbook

Optimist

'Ladies and gents, the executive-worker pay ratio is not what it used to be!'

"To paraphrase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure without pain au chocolat."

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

'The secret to my success? Even as a kid, I never accepted that annoying phrase, 'None of your business.''

He doesn't howl at the moon. He prefers to howl into the void.

"Is this who I am?"

"But what if this is all there is?"

Thinking with the left side of the brain/Thinking with what's left of your brain.

King Solomon's Pollster.

'This course in philosophy is not designed to teach you how to make a living. I will be teaching you how to make a life.'

"Nicole’s parents celebrated her curious mind, even in those moments when it really depressed them."

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

"Be or be not. There is no question."

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

"I told you, if you're looking for a road map for your life, that's all you're gonna get."

'Gee, I just never get tired of this!'

"Hail, Caesar! The barbarians have been beaten back, and Rome is still Numero Uno."

"My feeling is that while we should have the deepest respect for reality, we should not let it control our lives."

"Profits. Good thing or the greatest thing?"

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'

After I crossed the road, I began to ask myself why I did anything.

"What would you suggest to fill the dark, empty spaces in my soul?"