Exclusivity Police Mugs

Shorn sheep gets Baaaaard!

La Table

'I'm sure M'lady will appreciate the mashed potatoes. Our chef uses only grass-fed single-udder butter.'

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

"Bartleson, are we cronies yet?"

"...We don't trust any restaurant that has room for us."

"Do you have anywhere our friends won't have discovered?"

Members only.

This club is for members only

"You. You. And you."

Please wait to be vetted

Reserved

"That's the beauty part, when you buy an island the sharks come with it."

Posh store has sign: When Flaunting Is Not Enough.

"Do you have a reservation?"

Smokers not putting their cigarette butts in the bin person so frustrated he puts the smoker in the bin

"It costs how much to join?"

"This is a private club. Are you a Mamba ?"

'Hey! This club is for members only!'

"Mr. Lee's Chinese Palace, one of the city's best-kept secrets."

Club Heaven.

'Order 50,000 gift bags. We're gonna do Beverly Hills!'

Garrick club. Men's men only.

"I often mistake a twenty pound note for a membership card."

"I'm afraid you have the common cold lady for choir. We don't have anything more exclusive."

"Now you tell me I'm the only member?"

"Tia Carmen, can I join your Wise Latina League?"

Social Exclusive Unit.

"Your request to join is being reviewed by the group moderator!"

"So long, Bill. This is my club. You can't come in."

Good news, I can make you a member of our waiting list!