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La Table

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

"Do you have anywhere our friends won't have discovered?"

Members only.

This club is for members only

One-Up-Manship Valentine's Day

"You. You. And you."

'Sorry, this is the Billionaires club. The Millionaires club is down the street.'

Please wait to be vetted

Reserved

"I can't wait to get to school! I love the joy of meeting a challenge, of reaching my goals and then over-achieving! What could be better than that?"

Posh store has sign: When Flaunting Is Not Enough.

"Do you have a reservation?"

Millionaires club: "The bad news is, this recession has forced us to recruit lottery winners!"

"It costs how much to join?"

"This is a private club. Are you a Mamba ?"

'Hey! This club is for members only!'

Club Heaven.

'Order 50,000 gift bags. We're gonna do Beverly Hills!'

Garrick club. Men's men only.

Social Exclusive Unit.

"Tia Carmen, can I join your Wise Latina League?"

"I'm afraid you have the common cold lady for choir. We don't have anything more exclusive."

"We're competitive in all the sports the middle class schools can't afford."

"Now you tell me I'm the only member?"

"I often mistake a twenty pound note for a membership card."

Hello?

"Your request to join is being reviewed by the group moderator!"

'Somewhere where the mosquitos bite only the working classes.'

Good news, I can make you a member of our waiting list!

"So long, Bill. This is my club. You can't come in."