Exam Success T-Shirts

'Good luck with your exams' (mountain climbers).

Kudos to myself as I score once again an A-plus on the latest challenge to my photographic memory.

"Everything's higher this year."

School girl taking an exam labelled OMG Level.

Congratulations - You've Passed your exams.

'No, you can't take a mulligan on your test.'

"What - you got As in Maths, Nature, Science and English? Son, haven't you watched the news or looked online - if you want to succeed nowadays you have to be dumb as dirt!"

Achievement.

Pleased dog - 'I told you GCSE's were getting easier.'

"I got the highest grade in the class, except the giraffe."

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

Big Bang Theory.

"Yes Dad, I passed math and now I'm passing chemistry and physics."

'I ace 'wheeling' but I flunked 'dealing'' - Boy on leaving Business Administration.

Exam

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

'I really crammed last night.'

Four Types of Test-Takers...

'I got an alleged C on my criminal law test.'

'I'm supposed to take a geography test and I can't find the right room!'

Nervous Oral Testing

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

'I'm sorry son, parents don't like the 11 plus...'

All Harold's aptitude test showed is that he had an aptitude for taking tests.

'And what part of the formula don't you understand?'

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

"It's not fair! I only got 100 on my English test!"

'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

Good Luck in your Exams.

GCSEs

"Should we put down what we think is right, or what we think you think is right?"

Examinations.

'I know the answer. I just need a moment to come to grips with it.'

Admissions test for the Danbury Institute of Philosophy