Exam Marking T-Shirts

'Miss Figgs, as your Headmaster I feel it only fair to warn you that your exam marking is under investigation!'

Big Bang Theory.

"Yes Dad, I passed math and now I'm passing chemistry and physics."

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'

"Eventually, you have to stop visualizing yourself doing well on the test, and actually do the test."

'I ace 'wheeling' but I flunked 'dealing'' - Boy on leaving Business Administration.

Exam

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

'I really crammed last night.'

Four Types of Test-Takers...

'I'm supposed to take a geography test and I can't find the right room!'

'I got an alleged C on my criminal law test.'

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

'I'm sorry son, parents don't like the 11 plus...'

Nervous Oral Testing

"O.K., time's up. Pencils down."

'And what part of the formula don't you understand?'

"It's not fair! I only got 100 on my English test!"

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

Good luck with all the revision...

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

GCSEs

"Should we put down what we think is right, or what we think you think is right?"

Examinations.

'I know the answer. I just need a moment to come to grips with it.'

Admissions test for the Danbury Institute of Philosophy

'I made a hundred on the Spanish test. Gracias.'

"We thought this was more realistic."

Using psychic powers, the final exam had been a breeze. However, Madame Evetta did not realize that the student in front of her from who she had obtained the majority of her answers, was Bugs Higgins.

Paper to boy: 'Did you forget something? I'm your take home test.'

"I have a huge Algebra final tomorrow. I know I'm gonna fail."

'Will Mr. 'No Comment' please remain after class.'