Exam Failure Pillows

"Oh no, when I tell my dad, she'll go ballistic!"

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

Big Bang Theory.

"Yes Dad, I passed math and now I'm passing chemistry and physics."

'I ace 'wheeling' but I flunked 'dealing'' - Boy on leaving Business Administration.

Exam

"O.K., time's up. Pencils down."

All Harold's aptitude test showed is that he had an aptitude for taking tests.

'And what part of the formula don't you understand?'

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

Good Luck in your Exams.

GCSEs

Examinations.

Pesky students.

'You have to STUDY for tests, dummy -- you can't just put a memory stick in your ear!'

'The first exam was easy as ABC, but that one felt more like a D,E or F.'

'I got a good place in my exams today. Right next to the radiator.'

"You've passed with extinction!"

"I'm terrible taking tests, too. I always freeze."

"I failed my driving test...apparently I shouldn't have been texting!"

"You can't see a grief counselor just because you got a 'B'."

'Good luck with your exams' (mountain climbers).

"I wish I'd failed my 11 Plus too...."

Lambs to the Slaughter

"I got the highest grade in the class, except the giraffe."

"What - you got As in Maths, Nature, Science and English? Son, haven't you watched the news or looked online - if you want to succeed nowadays you have to be dumb as dirt!"

'My mind was a million miles away today, but that wasn't far enough.'

Clem needed three more bass for his Ph.D.

'Their'll bee a reel seen when Dad gets a lode of this sea minus.'

GCSE's

'It was a surprise quiz to me and the teacher - I passed!'

Undergraduate and don

'It wasn't my fault. They asked me about things that happened before I was born.'

DNA Test

School girl taking an exam labelled OMG Level.