Exam Day Humorist Prints

Silence - Exam in progress. 'Invigilating is not what it was...'

'I'm Jeremy's father. I'm a computer consultant and I'm unemployed.'

My Brother Al once went through a period of depression, your honor. He would just sit around in his robe all day. Then his psychiatrist got him out of his funk. Would you like to have his doctor's phone number? ? ?

"Check it out! In nature, females are in charge...they select their mates!"

"O.K., time's up. Pencils down."

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

"Should we put down what we think is right, or what we think you think is right?"

'Your Honor, my client would like to wave his right to a speedy trial.'

'It's basically a good master's thesis, but the word you want is 'serfs,' not 'smurfs.''

'You could always say the dog ate your lesson plan.'

Smoke and mirrors.

Finally I understand why it's called 'Higher Education!'

"I swear, Mr. Drumpf, I meant it in the best sense of the word." "Mr. Drumpf is a moron."

'My teacher is a man of letters...except A and B.'

"This is the fourth student who bubbled in Y-O-U-R N-A-M-E when I told the class to 'bubble in your name'!"

'Will Mr. 'No Comment' please remain after class.'

"The prosecution shall stop referring to the defendant as 'the alleged, totally guilty as sin guy'."

"Why won't you cuddle?"

"Dave here, is a lawyer. But don't be too impressed, he only specialises in petty crime."

Lawyer's secretary has in boxes labeled: Before the Fact and After the Fact.

"Am I going to get my just desserts?"

'But your honor, imitation is the sincerest form of copyright infringement.'

'The highest court in the land.'

"The witness will confine his 'Knock knock' answers to 'Who's there?'"

In trays read: Bluff/Blink.

The hour of justice

"No, you can't ask Alexa a quick question. This is a test, so you're on your own."

"Honestly, I have no idea what a 'habeas corpus' is."

Teacher's pet dog

"Don't forget the nucleus has mass."

University. I never really understood geometry until the instructor brought up pizzas.

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

"Did I miss a lot of work while I was out with the flu? No, I didn't miss it at all!"

'In the future, everyone will have fifteen minutes of tenure.'

College of Liberal (not in the political snese) arts.