Ex Drama Escapist T-Shirts

Send a message of humor and escapism with our t-shirts, designed for those who prefer to laugh through life's chaos—featuring fun, witty graphics that stand out.

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'Our line is dead. Sometimes my old boyfriend goes off his medication.'

'Our line is dead. Sometimes my old boyfriend goes off his medication.' mockup

'Our line is dead. Sometimes my old boyfriend goes off his medication.'

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"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles." mockup

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

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Woman dreaming about being on vacation. mockup

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

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"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'." mockup

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

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"Water balloons... water balloons..." mockup

"Water balloons... water balloons..."

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"Yes dear, I know lots of people have a second honeymoon. But we only got back from our first one last week."

"Yes dear, I know lots of people have a second honeymoon. But we only got back from our first one last week." mockup

"Yes dear, I know lots of people have a second honeymoon. But we only got back from our first one last week."

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Anywhere but here

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Last Chance For Reality

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'The marvelous thing about a Singles cruise is, if you don't find an interesting man, you can drown your sorrows with interesting food.'

'The marvelous thing about a Singles cruise is, if you don't find an interesting man, you can drown your sorrows with interesting food.' mockup

'The marvelous thing about a Singles cruise is, if you don't find an interesting man, you can drown your sorrows with interesting food.'

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Homing Pigeon GPS Manfunction

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Occational lovers - "Let's see...work,work,work,time to recuperate.." "How about Friday."

Occational lovers - "Let's see...work,work,work,time to recuperate.." "How about Friday." mockup

Occational lovers - "Let's see...work,work,work,time to recuperate.." "How about Friday."

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'It's times like this I miss the business channel.'

'It's times like this I miss the business channel.' mockup

'It's times like this I miss the business channel.'

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"The jury's still out on whether you should whisk me away to Paris."

"The jury's still out on whether you should whisk me away to Paris." mockup

"The jury's still out on whether you should whisk me away to Paris."

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Stress Prison - The fictional jail you imagine being sent to so you can catch up with Netflix and reading.

Stress Prison - The fictional jail you imagine being sent to so you can catch up with Netflix and reading. mockup

Stress Prison - The fictional jail you imagine being sent to so you can catch up with Netflix and reading.

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'Henceforth, nurse Blum will be the nurse to take your blood pressure.'

'Henceforth, nurse Blum will be the nurse to take your blood pressure.' mockup

'Henceforth, nurse Blum will be the nurse to take your blood pressure.'

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"It's a trashy, unrealistic romance novel about a beautiful maiden and an equally handsome prince who fall instantly and passionately in love...naturally it's a New York Times Bestseller!"

"It's a trashy, unrealistic romance novel about a beautiful maiden and an equally handsome prince who fall instantly and passionately in love...naturally it's a New York Times Bestseller!"

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'You're so sophisticated and witty...and muscular...do you work out? Why, yes, I'd love to come back to your place.'

'You're so sophisticated and witty...and muscular...do you work out? Why, yes, I'd love to come back to your place.' mockup

'You're so sophisticated and witty...and muscular...do you work out? Why, yes, I'd love to come back to your place.'

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'Remember Machu Picchu, darling? We sat watching that fabulous sunset and suddenly you turned to me and asked me for a pre-nuptial agreement?'

'Remember Machu Picchu, darling? We sat watching that fabulous sunset and suddenly you turned to me and asked me for a pre-nuptial agreement?' mockup

'Remember Machu Picchu, darling? We sat watching that fabulous sunset and suddenly you turned to me and asked me for a pre-nuptial agreement?'

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"It's a weak pilot, but, if your stick with it, by Season 3 you grow completely numb to the show's quality and just keep hitting Next Episode."

"It's a weak pilot, but, if your stick with it, by Season 3 you grow completely numb to the show's quality and just keep hitting Next Episode." mockup

"It's a weak pilot, but, if your stick with it, by Season 3 you grow completely numb to the show's quality and just keep hitting Next Episode."

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A woman reads a romance novel.

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Man opens front door to find he's up in clouds.

Man opens front door to find he's up in clouds. mockup

Man opens front door to find he's up in clouds.

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But doc, my tenuous grasp of reality is what gets me through the day!

But doc, my tenuous grasp of reality is what gets me through the day! mockup

But doc, my tenuous grasp of reality is what gets me through the day!

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'This is kind of a bad time - could we have an affair AFTER tax day'

'This is kind of a bad time - could we have an affair AFTER tax day' mockup

'This is kind of a bad time - could we have an affair AFTER tax day'

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Zoo Employees

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"Not again!"

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"He went that-a-way." (snail escapes). mockup

"He went that-a-way." (snail escapes).

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"You're the one who's always saying you want to get away from it all."

"You're the one who's always saying you want to get away from it all." mockup

"You're the one who's always saying you want to get away from it all."

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Message in a bottle.

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"Too bad we only see each other when we're hungry! I know! Let's go on a date, a real date!"

"Too bad we only see each other when we're hungry! I know! Let's go on a date, a real date!" mockup

"Too bad we only see each other when we're hungry! I know! Let's go on a date, a real date!"

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American Idle

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"Hon, I feel like riding out into big-sky country."

"Hon, I feel like riding out into big-sky country." mockup

"Hon, I feel like riding out into big-sky country."

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James Fenimore Cooper

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'Oh dear... it's going to be a very long year and a day...'

'Oh dear... it's going to be a very long year and a day...' mockup

'Oh dear... it's going to be a very long year and a day...'

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Ex Drama Escapist T-Shirts Collection

Ex Drama Escapist Mugs

Looking for a daily dose of humor? Explore our mugs collection for the ex-drama escapist, packed with witty designs that make every coffee break a moment of levity.

Ex Drama Escapist Pillows

Bring comfort AND comedy into their home with our pillows designed for the ex-drama escapist—soft, funny, and wonderfully lighthearted.

Ex Drama Escapist Prints

Brighten their space with our playful prints for the ex-drama escapist—perfect for adding a humorous touch to any room and celebrating their love of laughter.