Evolutionary Theory Buff Prints

Bermuda Triangles

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

The Age of Reptiles. . .

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

'If your calculations are correct, this completely revolutionizes everything we thought we knew about why chalk squeaks on a blackboard!'

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

'Tell me this - did you have this condition before you sat in the jacuzzi for 100 million years?'

"I'm sending you an interesting article about declining birth rates."

'Typical man - why can't he just ask for directions?'

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

European Union Health and Safety Direcorate rules

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

'Humans do it, why couldn't we? Instead of chasing food, we could breed it: It's all explained in my report...'

"As I mentioned next week in my talk on reversible time..."

"The president says it's a weather balloon."

'This is the last time we let cartoonists have a say in the 'aviation policy.'

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

"I guess the point I'm trying to make is, calling the committee on Progress and Evolution a bunch of know-it-all nincompoops might have felt good when you said it, but..."

Evolution disruptor: The selfie stick. The reason why T-Rex's arms never evolved.

Recycling Depot - Magazines, Newspapers, Free CDs, books, 8 page pull-outs and other promotions

"Some dinosaurs died out more quickly than others" "You want some?"

"Uh-Oh, gotta go lads. . . I smell blood!"

Monkey's Ejected from the Garden of Eden

UFO Society: Abducted for Lunch

A dead plant in the environment section.

"...an this is my extended family."

'Oh-oh -- we should have brought sunscreen!'

'I'm on a diet -- I just eat the brains.'

"Finish your anchovies and then you can evolve."