Evolutionary Theory Buff Prints

The Scones-Monkey Trial. Evolution would like to call to the stand: Rudy Park and his pet monkey. Murmur, murmur, murmur. What's he got up his sleeve? This end up. Which one of you is the monkey? I object.

Bermuda Triangles

"I know. Let's wait here until we evolve to an upright position. Then we could reach it."

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

The Age of Reptiles. . .

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

'If your calculations are correct, this completely revolutionizes everything we thought we knew about why chalk squeaks on a blackboard!'

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

'Tell me this - did you have this condition before you sat in the jacuzzi for 100 million years?'

"I'm sending you an interesting article about declining birth rates."

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

'Typical man - why can't he just ask for directions?'

European Union Health and Safety Direcorate rules

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

'Humans do it, why couldn't we? Instead of chasing food, we could breed it: It's all explained in my report...'

I Value Your Privacy, So I'm Keeping It.

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

"The president says it's a weather balloon."

"As I mentioned next week in my talk on reversible time..."

'This is the last time we let cartoonists have a say in the 'aviation policy.'

"I guess the point I'm trying to make is, calling the committee on Progress and Evolution a bunch of know-it-all nincompoops might have felt good when you said it, but..."

Evolution disruptor: The selfie stick. The reason why T-Rex's arms never evolved.

'Well, kids -- I guess it all started to fall apart when they canceled 'Seinfeld'....'

"Uh-Oh, gotta go lads. . . I smell blood!"

'We've discovered a new breed of shark tat has evolved is dorsal fin to disguise itself,'

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UFO Society: Abducted for Lunch

Monkey's Ejected from the Garden of Eden

Psychology Dept. Faculty Evaluations Today. I can't tell if it's my id or my ego, but I'm really craving a promotion.

"Some dinosaurs died out more quickly than others" "You want some?"

A dead plant in the environment section.

"...an this is my extended family."

'I'm on a diet -- I just eat the brains.'

'Oh-oh -- we should have brought sunscreen!'