Evolution Supporter Gifts

Grassy Knoll Creationism: 'More potshots at evolution.'

2021

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

'Intelligent Design? My arse!'

'The circle is complete!'

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

'It's really more of a family forest than a family tree.'

'Well, Tommy, you've grown a foot since the last time I saw you!'

Bee flying to another flower.

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

'Sure, go ahead! Evolve! It's all the rage, I know! Have fun! I'll just sit here in this murky, primordial soup with nothing but plankton for company. Why should you stay here with your mother? The one who raised you, fed you...'

Evolution Exam Results.

'Everybody has to change to compete.'

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

"So what makes you think you're qualified for this job?"

"I think we may be related!"

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

"I'm an evolution denier. There's no way those people come from us."

Covid deniers and anti-vaxxers

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

"That's mine!"

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

I told you we were late!

"Where are you going? I said we need to talk."

'That's Oog -- he got a haircut and a job.'

"Are we there yet?"

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'

Brains - Java Man, Neanderthal Man, Modern Man.

"I think we have run out of time..."

'I think we're losing sight of out roots.'