Evolution Supporter Gifts

Grassy Knoll Creationism: 'More potshots at evolution.'

2021

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

'The circle is complete!'

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

'Well, Tommy, you've grown a foot since the last time I saw you!'

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

'It's really more of a family forest than a family tree.'

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

Bee flying to another flower.

Evolution Exam Results.

'Everybody has to change to compete.'

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

"So what makes you think you're qualified for this job?"

"I think we may be related!"

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

"I'm an evolution denier. There's no way those people come from us."

Covid deniers and anti-vaxxers

"Where are you going? I said we need to talk."

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

'That's Oog -- he got a haircut and a job.'

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

"That's mine!"

"Are we there yet?"

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'

Brains - Java Man, Neanderthal Man, Modern Man.

"I think we have run out of time..."

'I think we're losing sight of out roots.'

"And now, speaking against the theory of evolution..."