Evolution Irony Seeker Prints

"I have serious doubts about the theory of evolution."

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

'Well, you got the dog to protect you against criminals. Perhaps now you'll have to hire a criminal to protect you from the dog.'

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

"My service animal for Alzheimer's, sonny!"

"Most women find me too cutthroat."

"Wait, wait, back up, back up. Who the #!@! is George Orwell?"

"I missed your last few words. Would you please mumble them again?"

"Barry stop!. . . I'm you! I'm Barry from 2008. I'm using a time machine to stop you from making an awful mistake!"

The Red Carpet

'I just evolved the opposable thumb, and I've already got carpal-tunnel syndrome!'

'My horoscope said I would be taking a long trip today.'

"I thought this was the Vermeer tour."

"They say it's the last of the really big cattle drives, and I'm just glad I'm here to see it."

"I've never liked 'im - he's an attention seeker!"

Eurydice in prison

"The average citizen doesn't have a clue - or why would we keep getting re-elected?"

'A late payment and a friendly reminder cross paths in the mail.'

'We need to panic until common sense returns.'

"I always said I'd sleep when I'm dead, and yet here I am doing paperwork."

"Beware of dog"

Lost and found - 'Can you desribe it?' (Queen being asked having lost her crown).

"Psst! If you have any stock tips to pass on, I can probably lighten your sentence for insider trading."

Local anaesthetic.

'I thought my people were happy, I know I was.

"Don't even start, Claire. You knew I was a snake when you took me in."

"They found culturally insensitive products in my kitchen."

...I'm here at the gruesome scene now. Yes, what began as a candlelight vigil,ended in mass tragedy when the thousands of moths in attendance became inexplicably drawn to each other's flames.

'I get to work early and all I get are the worms.'

Greeting Card Shop: No Rhyme or Reason Cards.

'I see we'll be sampling the wines of New Jersey this evening.'

'We transformed our lives for the better.'