Evolution Envoy Prints

'Your 'marriage' invention sounds good, but what if it leads to a concentration of power for the central government?'

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

Ascent of Machine.

'Hey weirdo, where do you think you're going?'

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

Evolution of man, starting at ameba through to computer

"We evolved from asteroids"

'I suppose we've got to keep a sense of perspective. The Greeks waste our money, the French merely spend it.'

Exit only.

The Evolution Of Man.

ZOO

"Can you stop complaining about historical inaccuracy and try to enjoy yourself for one minute?"

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

Evolution.

'Look, Dad! -- I taught Shep to walk on his hind legs!'

'Mutation and natural selection? - That sounds awfully STRESSFUL!'

The Origin of Creationism

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

"Conversation - what a concept!"

"That new antibiotic seems to be working. Time to evolve again."

'You've got to help my son, Doctor — he's joined a cult that crawls up on beaches!'

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

'Poor Oog -- evolution sure has AGED him!'

'I know it's hard to believe. But biological speaking, they're our closest relatives.'

'Walk upright?. . . But what about banana peels?'

'Is the fire included?'

A Significant Moment in the History of Terrestrial Whales'Let's take a load off our feet, and go for a swim.'

'I hate evolution!'

"And you'll be a man my son!"

'I call it 'Myspace'''

'I understand this topic may be offensive for some. Of course attendance is optional for any flightless students.'

'Of course he knows he's a monkey, Timmy. You know you're a monkey, don't you?'