Evolution Advocate Prints

'Praying to Richard Dawkins is futile, my son.'

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

'Intelligent Design? My arse!'

Humans...What is their purpose?

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

The Environmentalist

Nature versus commerce.

Natural Disasters

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

'It's really more of a family forest than a family tree.'

'Well, Tommy, you've grown a foot since the last time I saw you!'

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

'Sure, go ahead! Evolve! It's all the rage, I know! Have fun! I'll just sit here in this murky, primordial soup with nothing but plankton for company. Why should you stay here with your mother? The one who raised you, fed you...'

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

Evolution Exam Results.

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

"Tallyho!"

Government a la Carte

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

"So what makes you think you're qualified for this job?"

'Colin's dying to show you how his renewable energy scheme works.'

"I think we may be related!"

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

Climate Crisis

'I blame global warming!'

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"