Evolution Advocate T-Shirts

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

Humans...What is their purpose?

The Environmentalist

Nature versus commerce.

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

Natural Disasters

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

'Well, Tommy, you've grown a foot since the last time I saw you!'

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

'It's really more of a family forest than a family tree.'

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

Evolution Exam Results.

"Tallyho!"

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

"So what makes you think you're qualified for this job?"

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

"I think we may be related!"

'I blame global warming!'

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

'Colin's dying to show you how his renewable energy scheme works.'

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

Climate Crisis