Evil Plan Aficionado T-Shirts

'Dang, it looks like they have found out about my plan to take over the world...'

Desert Island BBQ

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

'I know how much you like holding hands, so I brought you a box of them..'

Five Ideas For Success: Always finish what you. . .

"Good lord, Billingsworth. You've stumbled onto the legendary Lepidopterist Graveyard."

'Seriously Vicar, I do not think you have seen this guy in the morning service!'

Child buys 'Dracula doll': Keep in box until sunset.

Subway Thrillers

"Whether we refer to them as lakes or ponds, it's mere semantics."

Evil Villain.

Summertime... When you go zero to 'booked up' in 3.5 seconds

'I've got'em right where I want'em.'

Houdini.

A turkey displays a deck of cards.

"Let's dig into that. When did you first start feeling like you lost the will to not live?"

The Hypnotato,

"Next, I will make the excitement and enthusiasm of the start of the school year disappear."

'Gosh, he looks so peaceful lying there, I almost hate to wake him up and put him in the oven.'

'My doctor's put me on a strict diet. From now on I have to ask my victims how high their cholesterol is.'

2020

Houdini's Dog.

After-Life Mints

Villain Academy

"Brrrr...! - You know when you get the feeling that someone's just fallen into your grave...?"

"He loves me!"

'Instead of one of our dishes you want to eat me? Just a minute, sir.. I've go to ask the manager.'