Everyday Humor Lover Prints

How it started: How it's going

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

"Look! No hands!"

Crap from the future.

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

Gardening Calendar: January - The Snow will be deep now...get out into the garden...

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

'I found the home maintenance manual in the attic. I think it's got mildew.'

The Hammer

"You are still here."

"Despite thoroughly scraping the celebrity barrel, that Orwellian nightmare Celebrity Big Brother is back on our screens again."

"It's hard being a grownup, too – did you know we have absolutely zero limits on treats?"

"Oooh, I know what I want to be when I grow up: Retired!"

Public footpath on a desert island.

"The candy on the pillow is a nicety of the house."

"Ah...summer...and umbrellas as far as you can see...it reminds me of England!"

Honest Voting Stickers

'Where Are They Now?'

'Henry was an undecided voter four years ago when he entered that voting booth, and I'm still waiting for him to decide and come home.'

Anti-inflammation recipes

The Monroe Doctrine

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

Before disposing of useless information please make file copies.

'You're a good man, Henderson, but you don't have your staff's respect.'

Think tanks.

Evil Henchman Gets a Promotion.

Our large economy size packet hasn't been selling...it's too big to carry home.

"It says 'Click here to enlarge.'"

Suggestions and Cheap Shots.

"I'll have dessert first."

Help! Send fishing tackle!