Everyday Comedians Prints

"Simple tasks were a challenge for Chad. Awww, geez. Another upside down spoon."

"Excuse me,are you leaving?"

Bumper box of condoms at checkout.

'And she's got to have implants out to here.'

"It's hard being a grownup, too – did you know we have absolutely zero limits on treats?"

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

"I'm sorry, but Fred isn't available. He's spending a few days in the penalty box for not being a good team player. May I help you?"

"We've decided to give you a bonus, Rick. It's any change you find under the cushions."

'I don't want just a bunch of 'yes' men around here! Hire a couple of women!'

'It's a new record, mom - there are six of us in here!'

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

"Oh, don't mind us. We boo everybody."

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A smart alec boy

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'This wouldn't have happened if you'd played catch with me more.'

Getting employees involved in decision making can help give them a sense of ownership. Sometimes, a little too much.

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'Could I have a loan a cup of sugar please?'

'Well, my company can offer the best prices because we've got the lowest personnel expenses!'

"Who says you can't teach an old dog new tricks. George changed the toilet roll yesterday!"

A foreman at a construction site glares at a smoker and points to the 'Smoking Area' at the end of a high crane.

'Sorry, we serve beer in glasses only. Not in the toilet flush.'

'Did you ever realize that we're really drinking coffee out of large sippy cups?'

"Now where did I park my car?"

"You don't need a prescription, Mr. Beesley - you need an iron...."

"I've been thinking about what you said about three living as cheaply as two"

"He's brilliant exactly like me, and a lower paid version."

"For calling in sick press two to have our psychic verify your condition."

"My wife's career is in ruins... She's an archaeologist!"

"A sense of humour is useful if you work here, especially when it comes to your salary."

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