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David Moyes

"England losing from a penalty shootout again!"

'Now that's the Group of Death.'

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

Raheem Sterling

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"All of a dither as per usual!"

Mohamed Salah

"All those years of diversity training, seminars and research papers to shred the idea of male superiority....When all we really needed...was for them to train like the Lionesses for 20 minutes."

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

'...I don't like your chances!'

Who are the most important people at the World Cup?

College game crowd: 'WE WON',,,'and that somehow makes you superior'

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

'Oh come on, I'm sure she'll still be there after Match of the Day's finished...'

"It will be a short service. We’re getting married during half-time."

Theater or football.

'I'm dreading the World Cup . . .'

Referee cop.

"He's in training for the World Cup."

"So, after five glorious weeks, football is coming home!"

"You say that I love the Liverpool football team more than I love you?...."

'I warned him about watching the game at the opposition's pub.'

The game comes first...

Football fans in corona times

"I'm so grateful to play for this fantastic club....a childhood dream come true!"

"I take it your team lost again!"

Half time entertainment at many small clubs was a bit basic.

Oxford-Cambridge Boat Race, 1870 - Urchins Cheer the Carriages Home

'If you think men don't know how to show emotion - just wait until one of them scores...'

'Maybe he'll start to move again after the world cup!'

'And how were our team doing before your foot slipped?'

Footballer Sponsored By Brown Beer Has Brown Beer Can Thrown at Him

World Cup - Countdown

'It's your WIFE'S name? When you said you were claiming an allowance for supporting CHELSEA I thought......!'