Event Promoter Mugs

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'I sent out for everything.'

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

I could have danced all night!

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

"You may now kiss the bride..."

Face painting.

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

If time travel was invented in 1600 in England. I'm a fan of the bard. Let's see if he wants to take a journey through time. Globe Theater. Sounds fun! Let's go to 2020. It's a nice round number. Zazzz! Poof! That's weird. How did they know he was coming? And why does he need to leave this place? Apparently you can't be here, William. The sign says "No Shakespeare in the park this summer."

Carmel Buildings, Portman Square: A temperance meeting.

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

A day at the races

"As this is a civil ceremony, I'd rather you took the vows without swearing."

Networking

Face painting by numbers.

A man washing a mascot costume

Buisnessman Of The Hour - I'd like to introduce our guest but he is 45 minutes late

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

Canape?

"To save time, I'll just mention the people I’m not thanking."

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

"I specialise in themed dinners 'Titanic', 'Armageddon' , 'Towering Inferno'..."

The Importance of Planning Thoroughly in Advance

The Streets - Night

A Woman Holding Canapes

'Pigs feet, sir?' 'Are they pickled?'

Pearly King and Queen