Concert Promoter Mugs

Hmmm

"I think they're a cover band."

"The music was so loud I couldn't hear myself talk."

Concert still in progress

"People...People who need people...."

"He's got a great future behind him!"

Muse

'Old blue-screen's back!'

'An off-white entertainment giant that's been in and out of favour with the public - what better place for Jacko's comeback?'

'Hey, thanks for comin' out tonight. All these songs are from our new album, which was inspired by a recent trip to the grocery store...'

'Help me Rhonda I've fallen & I can't get back up.'

"I'm going to a concert by a really famous superstar....he deserves to be pelted with expensive organic tomatoes!"

"Thank you and goodnight! You've been a great audience."

A Symphony of Penguins

Cimafunk

Felix Mendelssohn

Anna Calvi

Create some buzz!

I love my Timpani

Allegro con molto espresso

'Man, times have changed.'

Tuning Up for the Air Guitar Competition

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Rainbow Quartet

Freddie Mercury

Quartet.

'After hours of rehearsing together, little Judy Barlow is going to play 'Three Blind Mice' while her father screams, 'Keep that racket down, will ya?''

Occupational Hazards.

Mark Knopfler.

"I can neither confirm nor deny what this next song is about."

"That's our new church mascot."

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

'My manuscript is available for download on the internet. I'll email the link to you.'

Popera!

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with a positive message.