Event Organizer Extraordinaire Mugs

'I can remember when you only had to worry about delivering good sermons.'

"We could have a Do-It-Yourself wedding! Your friends could do the cake and flowers, Uncle Jim could do the photos..."

'I sent out for everything.'

Tartine

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

I could have danced all night!

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

Face painting.

"You may now kiss the bride..."

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

Create some buzz!

Carmel Buildings, Portman Square: A temperance meeting.

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

A day at the races

"As this is a civil ceremony, I'd rather you took the vows without swearing."

Networking

Buisnessman Of The Hour - I'd like to introduce our guest but he is 45 minutes late

Canape?

Shaken not stirred

A man washing a mascot costume

Face painting by numbers.

"To save time, I'll just mention the people I’m not thanking."

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

The Streets - Night

The Importance of Planning Thoroughly in Advance